Australia Doesn't Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim

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There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.



The idea resurfaced at a recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake. The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.

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“Australia is not real,” the rant begins. “It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history.”

Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: 

“you're terribly wrong.”



Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it - and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.

According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: 

“My research destroys big bang cosmology. It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”

While NASA has proved that the Earth is round using GPS, satellites, and images from space, Flat Earth believers claim that they have evidence that the space agency is lying. So what do you think about this? Let us know in the comments!

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23 comments:

  1. WOW what can you say about this group, the level of stupid is amazing

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    1. The level of stupid is indeed amazing and that's all that can be said about them.

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    4. Fuk off Annie

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    5. Fuck you very much Joe Annie.

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  2. Ummm well I'm an aussie and if I'm meant to be paid someone owes me big time

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    1. You didn't get the paperwork? I've had my monies sent directly to an offshore account on some island down near the perimeter ice wall. I must say, however, the computer-generated avatar used to represent me "on-stage" adds at least 10 pounds, not too happy about that.

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    2. Shelley Floryd later confessed she was being satirical/sarcastic. That's not to say others didn't believe her - quite a number jumped on the bandwagon!

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    3. It's true really, it's just that anyone who isn't a flat-earther isn't sufficiently 'awake' to see it.

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    4. Oh, no, you mean that Floryd woman actually DID write fiction (as I was going to accuse her of doing, and these idiots failed to realize it's satire? People who believe this nonsense... that the earth is flat, that Trump is a good presidential pick... SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS

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    5. and I think they should start paying you.

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  3. Did you really not spell check the TITLE of the article!?!?!?

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    1. To be fair, "Exit" is spelled correctly. Spellcheck wouldn't have caught it. It needed (clearly) human eyes to proofread it.

      But I'm assuming whoever wrote it was laughing so hard they just had trouble reading it.

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  4. The earth is NOT flat! If it was flat cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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  5. Hey NASA! Where's my freaking pay cheque!?!?!?? I've been living in Australia for 42+ years and I still haven't been paid yet!!! :( :p

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  6. woooooo...... when you pay it enough, I am pleasure to be one of the actors

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  7. Well, actually, the Earth is hypercube, you all just somewhat stupid to understand it.

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  8. I'm Australian and have been caught out. I can't live the lie anymore LOL.

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  9. Australians are getting paid?!! Man us New Zealanders are being ripped off big time!

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  11. I AM AUSTRALIAN
    HAVE NOT BEEN PAID ALL MY LIFE
    IF THIS IS TRUE
    I WANT MY MONEYS
    I NEED MY MONEYS

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